This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
Also, you own everything you do. So pick up the pencil and do your best to write your story, and challenge those that would write it for you.
I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.
This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.
THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay
this is i m p o r t a an t
i don’t think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow
no really people think girls who like sports are like “check out the pitcher’s butt”
but in reality we are
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE SWINGING AT YOU FUCKING IDIOT?? IT’S 3-2. THAT WAS WAY OUT OF THE FUCKING ZONE."
"THAT WAS NOT A FUCKING STRIKE"
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU MISS THAT BALL, I COULD CATCH THAT WITH MY BARE HANDS."
Why the hell are Japanese school girl uniforms referred to as sailor suits? Have you ever seen a sailor wear one of them before? Just imagine a big, burly man with his muscles glistening with sweat and sea spray…. and his short miniskirt flapping around his balls in the wind.