So we went to Red Robin, and I ordered a 4-tier burger. It took me about 5 minutes to figure out /how/ to begin eating it (I attempted to bite it but to no avail).
I also got a root-beer float.

The entire meal we were making dick jokes.. and at one point amidst all of the weird jokes I licked the ice cream on my root beer float and exclaimed “don’t just lick the tip!”
and much later I licked my hamburger and (realizing the potential) exclaimed “don’t just lick the meat!” XD

also for about 2-3 minutes I kept going on about parting the red sea (see photo 2 of the photoset)

i swear not everything was dick jokes but that was definitely a good portion

I AM A MATURE RESPONSIBLE ADULT.

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  2. spidernerd said: Did you eat the whole thing
  3. bengiyo said: Yeah. Licking just the tip is teasing.
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